We intercepted yet another “secret” Dairycon transmission! This time we learn that pre-registration for the 2013 Wisconsin convention will open December 21. You can view the message in its entirety after the jump.
For more information on pre-registration and other cool news about the event, visit the Dairyland Transfans Association homepage to learn more about the upcoming Dairycon convention. Update!Excelsior Moo Believers!
We rejoin our our beloved Dairycons in the midst of an Emergency Self-Destruct countdown of Moo Base 2!
“Gosh darn-it Heffer! I said “Shush!”…Invalid command, system will self destruct-system in fifteen seconds.
“Bah! Computer override dem dere previous commands an’ don’t blow us up, ok?”…Voice Pattern recognized. Identity “Uncle Whiskey Breath” confirmed. Overriding Self-Destruct Sequence.
…Incomming Message. Displaying Now.
That’s right! Pre-Registration for Dairycon 2013 will be going LIVE on DECEMBER 21st!
Wisconsin’s Preeminent Fan-Run Transformers Convention is returning to Fabulous Fond Du Lac, Wisconsin on April 5th and 6th (Friday and Saturday.) After previous record-breaking attendance, we will once again be commandeering the largest space in the city, the CRYSTAL BALLROOM of the Historic Ramada Plaza Hotel!
It will be BIGGER & BETTER than *any* that have come before!
Not a Hoax! Not a Dream! This Show will be the Biggest One of them All!
But How? How can we possibly Improve upon last year?
It is up to you, Dear Readers; to discover for yourselves! – Clear your calendars and Come See!
Join us for the fan-favorite Dairycon Jumpstarter Races!
– The Dairycon Exclusives!
– The Prizes!
– The Contests!
– The *EVEN LARGER* Dealer Space!
Its everything you have liked about Dairycon, with all the Cheese-y one-liners you love! …And Now Even More!
So remember! Come and sign up for the Dairycon PreRegistration, beginning Dec 21st! Once live, check follow this link to the Dairycon 2013 Pre-Registration Dairycon 2013 Homepagehttp://HTTP://WWW.DAIRYCON.COM
For more information on Dairycon, our previous shows & Exclusives, as well as the on-going Dairycon Fanfic can be found at the official home of Dairycon on the web!
And visit us on Youtube & Facebook!(*- Dairycon is Free to attend, though Pre-Registraion is required for entry into the show!)
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*Cue dramatic cliffhanger music here… Duh-dun-DUNNNN!*
“Heffer! What’erya doin’?! Get away from dat computer ‘fore ya blow us ta the Well o’ Allsparks, or worse!!”…*BING!* – You’ve Got Mail! –Would You Like To Review Message, Sent By User “Dairycon High Command”?
“Aw, dangit! It’s worse!”
“Moo…..”…Acknowledged. Click to View Message: HEFFER HOLIDAY GREETINGS!
“*Sigh* …Ya sent dat ta Dairycon High Command, did ya?”
“Looks like we’ve gotta get the dust off da’ Fredbot again! Maybe he can clean up this mess.”
“Moo?”…Acknowledged. Self Destruct Sequence Reactivated.