Pre-Registration for Dairycon 2013 – LIVE on December 21st

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We intercepted yet another “secret” Dairycon transmission! This time we learn that pre-registration for the 2013 Wisconsin convention will open December 21. You can view the message in its entirety after the jump.

For more information on pre-registration and other cool news about the event, visit the Dairyland Transfans Association homepage to learn more about the upcoming Dairycon convention. Update!

Excelsior Moo Believers!
We rejoin our our beloved Dairycons in the midst of an Emergency Self-Destruct countdown of Moo Base 2!

“Mooooo!”

“Gosh darn-it Heffer! I said “Shush!”

…Invalid command, system will self destruct-system in fifteen seconds.

“Bah! Computer override dem dere previous commands an’ don’t blow us up, ok?”

…Voice Pattern recognized. Identity “Uncle Whiskey Breath” confirmed. Overriding Self-Destruct Sequence.

“Whew…”

…Incomming Message. Displaying Now.
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PRE-REGISTRATION FOR DAIRYCON 2013 IS OPENING SOON!

That’s right! Pre-Registration for Dairycon 2013 will be going LIVE on DECEMBER 21st!

Wisconsin’s Preeminent Fan-Run Transformers Convention is returning to Fabulous Fond Du Lac, Wisconsin on April 5th and 6th (Friday and Saturday.) After previous record-breaking attendance, we will once again be commandeering the largest space in the city, the CRYSTAL BALLROOM of the Historic Ramada Plaza Hotel!

It will be BIGGER & BETTER than *any* that have come before!

Not a Hoax! Not a Dream! This Show will be the Biggest One of them All!

But How? How can we possibly Improve upon last year?

It is up to you, Dear Readers; to discover for yourselves! – Clear your calendars and Come See!

Join us for the fan-favorite Dairycon Jumpstarter Races!

– The Dairycon Exclusives!

– The Prizes!

– The Contests!

– The *EVEN LARGER* Dealer Space!

It’s everything you have liked about Dairycon, with all the Cheese-y one-liners you love! …And Now Even More!

So remember! Come and sign up for the Dairycon PreRegistration, beginning Dec 21st! Once live, check follow this link to the Dairycon 2013 Pre-Registration Dairycon 2013 Homepage

HTTP://WWW.DAIRYCON.COM

For more information on Dairycon, our previous shows & Exclusives, as well as the on-going Dairycon Fanfic can be found at the official home of Dairycon on the web!

And visit us on Youtube & Facebook!

(*- Dairycon is Free to attend, though Pre-Registraion is required for entry into the show!)

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END OF LINE

*Cue dramatic cliffhanger music here… Duh-dun-DUNNNN!*

“Heffer! What’erya doin’?! Get away from dat computer ‘fore ya blow us ta the Well o’ Allsparks, or worse!!”

…*BING!* – You’ve Got Mail! –Would You Like To Review Message, Sent By User “Dairycon High Command”?

“Aw, dangit! It’s worse!”

“Moo…..”

…Acknowledged. Click to View Message: HEFFER HOLIDAY GREETINGS!

“*Sigh* …Ya sent dat ta Dairycon High Command, did ya?”

“Moo.”

“Looks like we’ve gotta get the dust off da’ Fredbot again! Maybe he can clean up this mess.”

“Moo?”

…Acknowledged. Self Destruct Sequence Reactivated.

“Dang-it Heffer!!”

Discussion / Comments (Jump to this Thread on the Boards)

  1. Methusalen's Avatar Methusalen says

    Top Secret
    For Your Eyes Only
    Priority Code: Munster

    Enter Voice Recognition Passcode Now:
    Voice Pattern Moo accepted Identity Heffer confirmed.
    Proceeding with Autocon Document below:

    --------------------------------------------------------------



    Excelsior Moo Believers!
    Its that time again! While 2012 isnt quite over yet, were already gearing up for 2013!
    Barring the whole THE END OF 2012 IS THE END OF THE WORLD!-thing that many keep yammering on about, were looking forward to making the 2013 show even BIGGER than those that have come before it!
    It is up to you, dear reader; to clear your calendars! Because April 5th & 6th are coming, and with those dates; so does DAIRYCON 2013!

    Thats right! Wisconsins Preeminent Fan-Run Transformers Convention is returning to Fabulous Fond Du Lac, Wisconsin! Looking to drive attendance even LARGER than we have in previous, record breaking years; we will once again be commandeering the largest space in the city, the CRYSTAL BALLROOM of the Historic Ramada Plaza Hotel!

    Join us for the fan-favorite Dairycon Jumpstarter Races! The Dairycon Exclusives! The Prizes! The Contests!-The *EVEN LARGER* Dealer Space!
    Everything you have liked about Dairycon, with all the Cheese-y one-liners you love!

    Look for updates on the opening of Pre-Registration soon!
    More info on Dairycon, our previous shows & Exclusives; as well as the on-going Dairycon Fanfic can be found at the official home of Dairycon on the web: HTTP://WWW.DAIRYCON.COM
    We hope to see you there!

    --------------------------------------------------------------------

    END OF LINE
    Would you like to terminate the file?
    Sorry, Verbal Command Moo. Is not recognized by the system; try again.

    Sorry, Verbal Command MOO! Is not recognized by the system; please reattempt.

    Verbal Command Shush, Heffer! recognized. System will Self-Destruct in Thirty Seconds.
    Have a Nice Day!

  2. Shin-Gouki's Avatar Shin-Gouki says

    I regret not being able to go when I was still in Minneapolis

  3. atomicthumbs's Avatar atomicthumbs says

    DairyCon 2012 was my first time going and I had a great time, so I will be submitting my time off request immediately!

    I brought my girlfriend with last time as well. Even though I was worried that any hand holding (or enforced moderation) was going to prevent me from reaching for my wallet whenever it was "go time"... To my astonishment, I found that MOST every time she noticed a SPARKLE OF DROOL at the corner of my mouth over whichever bot or beast-bot happened to entice me, she would ask if I wanted to get it! Hell, she would even pre-emptively ask the vendor "how much" and then haggle at times!

    ...Now I say MOST because I don't believe that any amount of me salivating, bribing, or even promised illicit sexual favors (mwa-ha-ha-ha) would have allowed me to bring home the 2006 Botcon boxset with the $1000 pricetag. Not that I'm complaining you see. We genuinely had a great time, and she even helped me search for BW Silverbolt's missing wing missiles... We each found one! So, ladyparts aside, I am absolutely bringing my wing"man" with me to DairyCon 2013!

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